Who's next??? Oh, it's the Neverland Ranchhands. You know them, they're that team that's been giving Brokeback Mountain a run for it's money. It appears that these Ranchers where once normal, straight laced guys, but some Phillies broke their hearts when they took them to Neverland, a spot that Michael Jackson often held "special" events for the Ranchhands. The women freaked when they saw what was going on and no woman would even get close to the poor Ranchers ever again. Really, it breaks my heart.
In response, the Ranchhands owner Mr. Riehle made this statement to women everywhere:
"You're just being ignorant."
That's not all. Oh, no, sir. It gets much better.
Apparently, Mr. Jackson sang a special song for the Ranchhands before his passing...
Sit up in that wishing tree and wish for a win all you want, Ranchhands, but you know what's going to happen this weekend.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
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